1 00:00:01,710 --> 00:00:02,630 [Funky music] 2 00:00:02,711 --> 00:00:06,001 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:06,460 ♪ ♪ 4 00:00:06,548 --> 00:00:07,798 All right, Keenan, here you 5 00:00:07,882 --> 00:00:08,552 go. 6 00:00:08,633 --> 00:00:09,763 All right. 7 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:10,433 Just what I need to bulk up. 8 00:00:10,510 --> 00:00:12,000 I did 30 push-ups this morning. 9 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:12,550 I did 30 push-ups this morning. 10 00:00:12,637 --> 00:00:13,137 30? 11 00:00:13,221 --> 00:00:13,761 Got to feed the machine. 12 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:15,467 Know what I mean? 13 00:00:15,557 --> 00:00:16,767 If your body is a machine, 14 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:18,000 then it is past its warranty. 15 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:18,560 Then it is past its warranty. 16 00:00:18,643 --> 00:00:20,313 Hey, play nice, kaci. 17 00:00:20,395 --> 00:00:21,595 It's too early for all that 18 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:22,398 sniping. 19 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:23,610 Here's your lunch. 20 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:24,000 Thank you. 21 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:25,280 Thank you. 22 00:00:25,358 --> 00:00:27,068 Dad, are you serious? 23 00:00:27,152 --> 00:00:27,572 What do I look like, 24 00:00:27,652 --> 00:00:28,992 a linebacker? 25 00:00:29,070 --> 00:00:30,000 Hey, I had some free time on 26 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:30,910 Hey, I had some free time on 27 00:00:30,989 --> 00:00:32,029 my hands so I made you something 28 00:00:32,115 --> 00:00:32,865 special. 29 00:00:32,949 --> 00:00:34,329 In there, you have baked 30 00:00:34,409 --> 00:00:35,989 chicken, scalloped potatoes, 31 00:00:36,077 --> 00:00:38,287 roasted asparagus, and chocolate 32 00:00:38,371 --> 00:00:39,161 cake. 33 00:00:39,247 --> 00:00:39,497 Really? 34 00:00:39,581 --> 00:00:41,041 I'm selling this. 35 00:00:41,124 --> 00:00:42,004 Hey, babe. 36 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:42,960 Hey, babe. 37 00:00:43,042 --> 00:00:44,382 Oh, you're gonna do a little 38 00:00:44,461 --> 00:00:45,961 yoga this morning, huh? 39 00:00:46,045 --> 00:00:47,165 Yeah, I got a light schedule 40 00:00:47,255 --> 00:00:47,505 this week. 41 00:00:47,589 --> 00:00:47,999 Thought I'd get a little 42 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:48,840 thought I'd get a little 43 00:00:48,923 --> 00:00:49,223 exercise in. 44 00:00:49,299 --> 00:00:51,009 I could get some exercise if 45 00:00:51,092 --> 00:00:53,512 I had a cat to walk. 46 00:00:53,595 --> 00:00:53,995 Oh, well, honey, cats don't 47 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:54,720 Oh, well, honey, cats don't 48 00:00:54,804 --> 00:00:55,934 need to be walked. 49 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:56,644 I'd know that if mom would 50 00:00:56,723 --> 00:00:58,223 let me get one. 51 00:00:58,308 --> 00:00:59,998 Yeah, well, Alexis said that 52 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:00,640 Yeah, well, Alexis said that 53 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:02,017 she's ready for a kitten, and I 54 00:01:02,103 --> 00:01:03,023 explained to her that you and I 55 00:01:03,104 --> 00:01:05,064 don't think she's quite ready 56 00:01:05,148 --> 00:01:05,998 for a pet. 57 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:06,020 For a pet. 58 00:01:06,107 --> 00:01:07,817 I promise to take care of it. 59 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:08,861 Yeah, that's the same thing 60 00:01:08,943 --> 00:01:10,033 your brother and sister said 61 00:01:10,111 --> 00:01:11,281 when they were your age. 62 00:01:11,362 --> 00:01:12,002 Mm, I still feel bad for what 63 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:12,160 Mm, I still feel bad for what 64 00:01:12,238 --> 00:01:14,408 happened to Ali-fishes. 65 00:01:14,491 --> 00:01:15,621 Yeah, who knew you weren't 66 00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:16,740 supposed to feed a goldfish 67 00:01:16,826 --> 00:01:17,696 19 times a day? 68 00:01:17,786 --> 00:01:17,996 Uh, I think the bigger issue 69 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,370 Uh, I think the bigger issue 70 00:01:19,454 --> 00:01:21,294 was that you fed him bacon bits. 71 00:01:21,372 --> 00:01:22,082 Who doesn't like bacon? 72 00:01:22,165 --> 00:01:23,995 Apparently, fish. 73 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:24,460 Apparently, fish. 74 00:01:24,542 --> 00:01:25,752 [Laughs] 75 00:01:25,835 --> 00:01:27,545 Yeah, good point. 76 00:01:27,629 --> 00:01:28,589 Oh, well, we'll see you guys 77 00:01:28,671 --> 00:01:29,421 later. 78 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:29,996 Have a good day, you guys. 79 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:30,720 Have a good day, you guys. 80 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:31,299 Bye. 81 00:01:31,382 --> 00:01:32,052 [Chuckles] 82 00:01:32,133 --> 00:01:33,343 What does the fish have to do 83 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:34,336 with my kitten? 84 00:01:34,427 --> 00:01:35,997 Kittens really do like bacon. 85 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:36,350 Kittens really do like bacon. 86 00:01:36,429 --> 00:01:37,759 Well, that may be true, but 87 00:01:37,847 --> 00:01:38,517 you're still not getting one. 88 00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:39,808 [Groans] 89 00:01:39,891 --> 00:01:40,181 Hey, hey. 90 00:01:40,266 --> 00:01:41,996 If it makes you feel any better, 91 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,060 if it makes you feel any better, 92 00:01:43,144 --> 00:01:44,064 in this sack right here, I have 93 00:01:44,145 --> 00:01:45,185 a peanut butter and jelly 94 00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:48,001 sandwich cut into the shape 95 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:48,320 sandwich cut into the shape 96 00:01:48,399 --> 00:01:51,609 of a unicorn. 97 00:01:51,694 --> 00:01:52,494 Oh, boy. 98 00:01:52,570 --> 00:01:53,240 It's got a horn and everything. 99 00:01:53,321 --> 00:01:54,001 You're the best. 100 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,660 You're the best. 101 00:01:55,740 --> 00:01:56,780 Give me one right here. 102 00:01:56,866 --> 00:01:57,366 Thank you. 103 00:01:57,450 --> 00:01:57,830 Love you guys. 104 00:01:57,909 --> 00:01:59,999 Hey, love you back. 105 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,790 Hey, love you back. 106 00:02:01,871 --> 00:02:03,581 Gosh, it's so easy to please 107 00:02:03,665 --> 00:02:04,825 at that age. 108 00:02:04,916 --> 00:02:05,996 Must be nice. 109 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:06,080 Must be nice. 110 00:02:06,167 --> 00:02:07,287 Well, you know the toilet 111 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:09,087 paper in our bathroom was down 112 00:02:09,170 --> 00:02:10,670 to, like, four squares 113 00:02:10,755 --> 00:02:11,165 so I replaced it. 114 00:02:11,256 --> 00:02:11,996 [Gasps] 115 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:12,760 [Gasps] 116 00:02:12,841 --> 00:02:13,761 Oh, my god! 117 00:02:13,842 --> 00:02:15,932 Oh, my god, Alex. 118 00:02:16,010 --> 00:02:17,390 You're the best. 119 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:18,000 I love you. 120 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,310 I love you. 121 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:22,020 [Chuckles] 122 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:22,600 Oh, god. 123 00:02:22,684 --> 00:02:23,184 I got to go catch her. 124 00:02:23,268 --> 00:02:23,998 Yeah. 125 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:24,020 Yeah. 126 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:25,942 Alexis, sweetie, wait for me. 127 00:02:26,020 --> 00:02:26,940 [Funky music] 128 00:02:27,021 --> 00:02:30,001 ♪ ♪ 129 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:36,000 ♪ ♪ 130 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:41,740 ♪ ♪ 131 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:41,998 And Reed attempts a 13-foot 132 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,790 And Reed attempts a 13-foot 133 00:02:43,872 --> 00:02:45,962 putt to make birdie. 134 00:02:48,376 --> 00:02:50,206 Ah, yes! 135 00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:52,295 And Reed wins the masters! 136 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:53,800 Ah! 137 00:02:53,882 --> 00:02:54,002 [Laughs] 138 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,090 [Laughs] 139 00:02:55,174 --> 00:02:56,684 Hey. 140 00:02:56,759 --> 00:02:57,259 Wow. 141 00:02:57,343 --> 00:02:57,643 You won, huh? 142 00:02:57,719 --> 00:02:59,259 Yes. 143 00:02:59,345 --> 00:02:59,995 Whoo. 144 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:00,390 Whoo. 145 00:03:00,471 --> 00:03:02,021 You're having a lot of fun 146 00:03:02,098 --> 00:03:02,678 with all this free time since 147 00:03:02,765 --> 00:03:04,225 Alexis is at school, huh? 148 00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:05,439 Indeed, I am. 149 00:03:05,518 --> 00:03:05,768 Indeed. 150 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:06,002 [Chuckles] 151 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,730 [Chuckles] 152 00:03:07,812 --> 00:03:09,232 Oh, my goodness. 153 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:10,234 Oh, man. 154 00:03:10,315 --> 00:03:11,725 I forgot about this fundraising 155 00:03:11,816 --> 00:03:11,996 committee meeting 156 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:12,820 committee meeting 157 00:03:12,901 --> 00:03:13,611 for St. augustines. 158 00:03:13,693 --> 00:03:14,493 Oh, you mean for the gym? 159 00:03:14,569 --> 00:03:14,779 Yeah. 160 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:15,991 Wait, that's today? 161 00:03:16,070 --> 00:03:17,110 Yeah. 162 00:03:17,196 --> 00:03:17,946 Looks like I'm gonna have to cut 163 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:18,321 my golf short. 164 00:03:18,406 --> 00:03:19,316 Oh, no, no. 165 00:03:19,407 --> 00:03:20,327 No, no, no, babe. 166 00:03:20,408 --> 00:03:22,198 I'll do it. 167 00:03:22,285 --> 00:03:23,035 I mean, come on. 168 00:03:23,119 --> 00:03:23,869 I told you I have such a light 169 00:03:23,953 --> 00:03:24,003 schedule. 170 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:24,750 Schedule. 171 00:03:24,829 --> 00:03:25,409 I'll take your place. 172 00:03:25,496 --> 00:03:26,536 Uh, no, no, baby. 173 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:27,373 You don't have to do that. 174 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:28,287 I want to. 175 00:03:28,374 --> 00:03:28,584 Come on. 176 00:03:28,666 --> 00:03:29,996 You always get to do all the fun 177 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:30,130 you always get to do all the fun 178 00:03:30,209 --> 00:03:31,459 school stuff. 179 00:03:31,544 --> 00:03:32,884 You had a ball planning the last 180 00:03:32,962 --> 00:03:33,762 fundraiser. 181 00:03:33,838 --> 00:03:35,338 Yeah, but I promised I'd make 182 00:03:35,423 --> 00:03:35,633 dessert. 183 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:35,995 You don't have time anyway. 184 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,220 You don't have time anyway. 185 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:38,180 I'll just pick something up. 186 00:03:38,259 --> 00:03:39,219 Really? 187 00:03:39,302 --> 00:03:40,302 Yeah. 188 00:03:40,386 --> 00:03:40,596 Okay. 189 00:03:40,678 --> 00:03:41,718 Okay. 190 00:03:41,804 --> 00:03:42,004 Hey, thank you, babe. 191 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:42,350 Hey, thank you, babe. 192 00:03:42,430 --> 00:03:44,430 All right. 193 00:03:44,515 --> 00:03:45,345 Well, I am off to become the 194 00:03:45,433 --> 00:03:46,183 next Tiger Woods. 195 00:03:46,267 --> 00:03:47,997 Oh, yeah, you better not be. 196 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,350 Oh, yeah, you better not be. 197 00:03:49,437 --> 00:03:50,267 You got a point. 198 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:53,995 [Laughs] 199 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,320 [Laughs] 200 00:03:55,401 --> 00:03:58,491 [Doorbell ringing] 201 00:04:01,324 --> 00:04:02,374 Hi. 202 00:04:02,450 --> 00:04:03,370 I'm here for the meeting. 203 00:04:03,451 --> 00:04:05,541 You must be Alex Reed's wife. 204 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:06,000 He said you'd be joining us. 205 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:06,870 He said you'd be joining us. 206 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:07,455 Please, come in. 207 00:04:07,538 --> 00:04:07,908 Oh, thank you. 208 00:04:07,997 --> 00:04:11,537 Gosh, you look so pretty. 209 00:04:11,626 --> 00:04:11,996 Everyone, this is Alex Reed's 210 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,130 Everyone, this is Alex Reed's 211 00:04:13,211 --> 00:04:14,171 wife. 212 00:04:14,253 --> 00:04:15,003 Carla. 213 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:15,958 Hi, I'm Carla. 214 00:04:16,047 --> 00:04:16,547 Hi. 215 00:04:16,631 --> 00:04:16,881 [Chuckles] 216 00:04:16,965 --> 00:04:17,995 Oh, and just so you know, i'm 217 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:18,260 oh, and just so you know, i'm 218 00:04:18,341 --> 00:04:19,841 gonna put the fun in fundraiser. 219 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:20,586 What? 220 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:21,887 [Laughs] 221 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:22,470 Oh, god. 222 00:04:22,553 --> 00:04:22,893 I almost forgot. 223 00:04:22,971 --> 00:04:24,001 I brought you rice crispy 224 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:24,640 I brought you rice crispy 225 00:04:24,722 --> 00:04:25,892 treats, because I love them so 226 00:04:25,974 --> 00:04:26,564 much, and I swear to god, 227 00:04:26,641 --> 00:04:27,311 I could eat a million of them. 228 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:28,562 Oh. 229 00:04:28,643 --> 00:04:29,393 Store bought. 230 00:04:29,477 --> 00:04:29,997 I can give them to my maid. 231 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:30,520 I can give them to my maid. 232 00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:30,813 Oh. 233 00:04:30,895 --> 00:04:31,935 Thank you. 234 00:04:32,021 --> 00:04:32,731 Alex didn't make his 235 00:04:32,814 --> 00:04:33,314 turnovers? 236 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:33,558 Oh. 237 00:04:33,648 --> 00:04:34,268 We were all looking forward 238 00:04:34,357 --> 00:04:35,857 to them. 239 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:36,002 Oh, no. 240 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:36,440 Oh, no. 241 00:04:36,526 --> 00:04:38,236 Gosh, he didn't have time. 242 00:04:38,319 --> 00:04:39,399 So, um, yeah, he went--he went 243 00:04:39,487 --> 00:04:41,997 golfing with some buddies, so. 244 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:42,070 Golfing with some buddies, so. 245 00:04:42,156 --> 00:04:42,696 All: Aw. 246 00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:44,082 Oh. 247 00:04:44,158 --> 00:04:44,828 We're surprised to see you. 248 00:04:44,909 --> 00:04:46,489 You're usually working. 249 00:04:46,577 --> 00:04:47,407 Oh, well, I was available, 250 00:04:47,495 --> 00:04:47,995 and I just thought, "hey, you 251 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,000 and I just thought, "hey, you 252 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:49,580 know, I want to pitch in." 253 00:04:49,664 --> 00:04:51,674 So you know what it's like just 254 00:04:51,749 --> 00:04:53,999 juggling a schedule with work. 255 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:54,040 Juggling a schedule with work. 256 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:54,917 It's crazy. 257 00:04:55,003 --> 00:04:56,343 Uh, most of us are 258 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:57,511 stay-at-home moms. 259 00:04:57,588 --> 00:04:59,168 We find it more rewarding. 260 00:04:59,257 --> 00:04:59,997 Oh, god, absolutely. 261 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:00,470 Oh, god, absolutely. 262 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:01,300 Are you kidding? 263 00:05:01,384 --> 00:05:03,184 It's the toughest job 264 00:05:03,261 --> 00:05:03,971 you'll ever love. 265 00:05:04,053 --> 00:05:04,723 I mean, you're growing a person. 266 00:05:04,804 --> 00:05:06,004 Like, whoa. 267 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:06,600 Like, whoa. 268 00:05:06,681 --> 00:05:08,181 What are you talking about? 269 00:05:08,266 --> 00:05:09,766 It's a child, not a carrot. 270 00:05:09,851 --> 00:05:10,441 Well, no, I know. 271 00:05:10,518 --> 00:05:11,308 I was just trying to say that 272 00:05:11,394 --> 00:05:12,004 it's-- 273 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:12,900 it's-- 274 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:13,479 Of course. 275 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:13,733 Oh. 276 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:15,063 Hi, I'm Joyce Spencer. 277 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:15,608 Hi. 278 00:05:15,690 --> 00:05:16,360 I'm Jordan's mom. 279 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:17,191 Oh, my goodness. 280 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:17,935 How are you? 281 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:20,026 We just adore your husband. 282 00:05:20,111 --> 00:05:20,611 Aw. 283 00:05:20,695 --> 00:05:22,155 He has the cutest stories. 284 00:05:22,238 --> 00:05:23,948 Ooh, like that time that Alexis 285 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:25,122 said she wanted to be a puppy 286 00:05:25,199 --> 00:05:26,829 when she grows up. 287 00:05:26,909 --> 00:05:27,739 He couldn't get her to stop 288 00:05:27,827 --> 00:05:28,747 lapping her juice up out the 289 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:29,328 bowl. 290 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:30,002 [Laughing] 291 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,870 [Laughing] 292 00:05:31,956 --> 00:05:32,956 You didn't know that? 293 00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:34,251 Oh, well, not that one. 294 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:35,504 I mean, there's just--there's so 295 00:05:35,585 --> 00:05:35,955 many stories, so. 296 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:37,464 Oh, that's too bad. 297 00:05:37,545 --> 00:05:39,705 I know how working moms 298 00:05:39,797 --> 00:05:41,997 can miss out on a lot: Sleep, 299 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:42,090 can miss out on a lot: Sleep, 300 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:44,045 quality time with the kids, 301 00:05:44,135 --> 00:05:46,095 hair appointments. 302 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:46,679 Now, if we could all take 303 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:48,003 a seat, we can get started. 304 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,390 A seat, we can get started. 305 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:56,188 I'll just--oops. 306 00:05:56,272 --> 00:05:57,822 Gosh, sorry. 307 00:05:57,899 --> 00:05:58,859 I'll just squeeze in here. 308 00:05:58,941 --> 00:06:00,001 You just all look so pretty. 309 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:00,940 You just all look so pretty. 310 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:02,067 Yes. 311 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:03,113 [Clears throat] 312 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:05,236 For this year's fundraiser, 313 00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:06,003 I propose an old-fashioned 314 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,410 I propose an old-fashioned 315 00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:09,082 country fair. 316 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:11,290 All in favor? 317 00:06:11,370 --> 00:06:12,000 Yay me. 318 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:12,290 Yay me. 319 00:06:12,371 --> 00:06:14,001 I was thinking we should do 320 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:15,542 something very traditional, 321 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:17,415 with hayrides, country music, 322 00:06:17,502 --> 00:06:18,002 and down-home cooking. 323 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:19,420 And down-home cooking. 324 00:06:19,504 --> 00:06:20,804 Any objections? 325 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:22,880 No, but I have a suggestion. 326 00:06:22,965 --> 00:06:23,375 Oh, great. 327 00:06:23,466 --> 00:06:23,996 Um, please, go ahead. 328 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,550 Um, please, go ahead. 329 00:06:25,635 --> 00:06:26,795 Should--should I stand up? 330 00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:27,426 Okay. 331 00:06:27,512 --> 00:06:28,262 [Chuckles] 332 00:06:28,346 --> 00:06:29,636 Okay, um, when I was a kid, 333 00:06:29,722 --> 00:06:30,002 I used to go to my grandfather's 334 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:30,640 I used to go to my grandfather's 335 00:06:30,723 --> 00:06:31,933 farm, and we would chase 336 00:06:32,016 --> 00:06:32,516 chickens. 337 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:33,520 So I was--i was just thinking 338 00:06:33,601 --> 00:06:34,691 that maybe we could build a pen 339 00:06:34,769 --> 00:06:35,999 and sell tickets to see who 340 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:36,560 and sell tickets to see who 341 00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:37,686 could catch the chickens 342 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:38,062 the fastest. 343 00:06:38,147 --> 00:06:39,187 And then we could give out 344 00:06:39,273 --> 00:06:39,823 prizes. 345 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:40,979 I think the kids would love it. 346 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:41,477 It's so much fun. 347 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:41,997 As a member of p.E.T.A., 348 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,860 As a member of p.E.T.A., 349 00:06:43,945 --> 00:06:45,145 that sounds a lot like animal 350 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:46,198 cruelty. 351 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:48,000 Okay, I'll just--I'll sit 352 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:48,030 Okay, I'll just--I'll sit 353 00:06:48,116 --> 00:06:48,616 down. 354 00:06:48,699 --> 00:06:49,119 Now, moving on to 355 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:51,080 group leader assignments. 356 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:53,660 Oh, Joyce, how about... 357 00:06:53,746 --> 00:06:53,996 Wait, hold on. 358 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:54,120 Wait, hold on. 359 00:06:54,205 --> 00:06:55,995 Daddy, before you go, um, when 360 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:56,752 are you gonna come to New York 361 00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:59,093 to see us? 362 00:06:59,168 --> 00:06:59,458 Okay, cool. 363 00:06:59,544 --> 00:07:00,004 Yeah, I love you too. 364 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,840 Yeah, I love you too. 365 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:02,421 Bye. 366 00:07:02,505 --> 00:07:03,255 Bye. 367 00:07:03,339 --> 00:07:03,839 Bye, dad. 368 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:04,553 Bye. 369 00:07:04,632 --> 00:07:05,422 What did pops say? 370 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:05,998 He said he's not sure when 371 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,470 He said he's not sure when 372 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:08,432 he's coming, but he said it 373 00:07:08,511 --> 00:07:10,221 would be soon. 374 00:07:10,304 --> 00:07:11,314 Look what I've got. 375 00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:11,999 [Screams] 376 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:13,100 [Screams] 377 00:07:13,182 --> 00:07:15,352 It's just a gerbil. 378 00:07:15,434 --> 00:07:16,394 I know. 379 00:07:16,477 --> 00:07:17,557 [Chuckles] 380 00:07:17,645 --> 00:07:17,995 You better not tell anybody 381 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,360 you better not tell anybody 382 00:07:19,438 --> 00:07:20,478 you heard me scream like that. 383 00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:21,315 [Chuckles] 384 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:21,899 Too late. 385 00:07:21,983 --> 00:07:23,573 Dude, Twitter is awesome. 386 00:07:23,651 --> 00:07:24,001 Wait, where did you get that? 387 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,150 Wait, where did you get that? 388 00:07:26,237 --> 00:07:27,317 It was show-and-tell in class 389 00:07:27,405 --> 00:07:28,655 today, and I traded my lunch 390 00:07:28,739 --> 00:07:29,489 for it. 391 00:07:29,574 --> 00:07:30,004 Well, didn't mom say you 392 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:30,830 Well, didn't mom say you 393 00:07:30,908 --> 00:07:31,738 couldn't have a pet? 394 00:07:31,826 --> 00:07:32,946 She said, "no kittens." 395 00:07:33,035 --> 00:07:35,995 This is not a kitten. 396 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:36,250 This is not a kitten. 397 00:07:36,330 --> 00:07:37,790 Kaci, Keenan, Alexis. 398 00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:38,584 Please don't tell on me. 399 00:07:38,666 --> 00:07:38,956 Hide it. 400 00:07:39,041 --> 00:07:41,381 Hide it. 401 00:07:41,460 --> 00:07:42,000 I need you guys... 402 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,960 I need you guys... 403 00:07:45,047 --> 00:07:47,047 Uh, you all up to something? 404 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:48,003 [Scoffs] 405 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:48,010 [Scoffs] 406 00:07:48,092 --> 00:07:50,892 Dad, really? 407 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:51,890 I'm just saying. 408 00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:53,601 You all have that look. 409 00:07:53,681 --> 00:07:54,001 These are just looks of 410 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:54,810 These are just looks of 411 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:55,601 hunger. 412 00:07:55,683 --> 00:07:57,813 Is dinner ready yet? 413 00:07:57,894 --> 00:07:58,524 Uh, yes, it is. 414 00:07:58,603 --> 00:08:00,003 Why don't you all get washed up? 415 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,190 Why don't you all get washed up? 416 00:08:01,272 --> 00:08:03,652 Okay, yes, sir. 417 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:04,033 Hey, mom. 418 00:08:04,108 --> 00:08:05,068 Hi, mom. 419 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:05,651 Hey, mom. 420 00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:05,995 Hey, well, look who's just in 421 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:06,940 Hey, well, look who's just in 422 00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:08,148 time for dinner. 423 00:08:08,237 --> 00:08:10,237 How was the fundraising meeting? 424 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:12,003 It was terrible, Alex. 425 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:12,450 It was terrible, Alex. 426 00:08:12,533 --> 00:08:13,453 I just felt so out of place. 427 00:08:13,534 --> 00:08:16,204 And I don't think Kim likes me. 428 00:08:16,287 --> 00:08:17,457 Ah, well, you know, she can 429 00:08:17,538 --> 00:08:17,998 be a little controlling, but i'm 430 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,420 be a little controlling, but i'm 431 00:08:19,498 --> 00:08:20,748 sure she'll warm up to you. 432 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:24,003 Hey, what was your assignment? 433 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:24,300 Hey, what was your assignment? 434 00:08:24,378 --> 00:08:26,458 She put me in charge of hay. 435 00:08:26,547 --> 00:08:28,757 I mean, other people got p.R., 436 00:08:28,841 --> 00:08:30,001 entertainment, vendor booths. 437 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,220 Entertainment, vendor booths. 438 00:08:31,302 --> 00:08:31,642 I got hay. 439 00:08:31,719 --> 00:08:35,349 Hay, Alex. 440 00:08:35,431 --> 00:08:36,001 Hey, everybody has to start 441 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:36,520 Hey, everybody has to start 442 00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:36,849 somewhere. 443 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:39,313 Remember, when I started, 444 00:08:39,393 --> 00:08:40,313 I had cleanup. 445 00:08:40,394 --> 00:08:41,104 I just felt like they were 446 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:41,647 judging me. 447 00:08:41,729 --> 00:08:41,999 Oh... 448 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:42,520 Oh... 449 00:08:42,605 --> 00:08:45,725 Anyway, I am hosting the next 450 00:08:45,816 --> 00:08:46,856 meeting here. 451 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:48,003 And I'll show her that she's not 452 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:48,240 and I'll show her that she's not 453 00:08:48,319 --> 00:08:49,199 the only one that's good at that 454 00:08:49,278 --> 00:08:50,108 fundraising stuff. 455 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:50,696 That's right. 456 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:51,110 You go for it. 457 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:52,107 Thank you. 458 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:53,158 Now wash up. 459 00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:53,951 Dinner's ready. 460 00:08:54,033 --> 00:08:56,123 Okay. 461 00:09:00,748 --> 00:09:03,458 Did I come through, or what? 462 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,093 Cool. 463 00:09:05,169 --> 00:09:05,709 Where did you get the cage? 464 00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:05,995 From my friend. 465 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,300 From my friend. 466 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:07,920 He used to have a pet mouse. 467 00:09:08,005 --> 00:09:09,545 What happened to it? 468 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:10,512 He got a pet snake. 469 00:09:10,591 --> 00:09:12,001 Ooh. 470 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,300 Ooh. 471 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:13,796 I'm impressed. 472 00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:15,886 I mean, I didn't think you liked 473 00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:16,602 squeaky. 474 00:09:16,681 --> 00:09:18,001 I don't like him, with his 475 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:18,930 I don't like him, with his 476 00:09:19,016 --> 00:09:21,846 soft fur and little whiskers. 477 00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:22,896 Can't wait to show him his new 478 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:23,999 house. 479 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,690 House. 480 00:09:25,773 --> 00:09:27,983 He's not in here. 481 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:28,477 You lost him. 482 00:09:28,567 --> 00:09:29,997 What? 483 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,660 What? 484 00:09:32,738 --> 00:09:32,948 Squeaky. 485 00:09:33,030 --> 00:09:35,030 Squeaky. 486 00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:35,526 Squeaky. 487 00:09:35,616 --> 00:09:35,996 And I got us a discount on 488 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,740 And I got us a discount on 489 00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:39,038 the hay. 490 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:41,410 And I'm talking alfalfa, okay. 491 00:09:41,497 --> 00:09:41,997 Not the cheap stuff. 492 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,620 Not the cheap stuff. 493 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:46,588 Plus, I got us free delivery. 494 00:09:46,669 --> 00:09:47,999 Well done, Carla. 495 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:48,460 Well done, Carla. 496 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:49,006 And good job on these 497 00:09:49,088 --> 00:09:50,258 appetizers. 498 00:09:50,339 --> 00:09:51,129 Thank you. 499 00:09:51,215 --> 00:09:51,715 I just--i ordered from 500 00:09:51,799 --> 00:09:53,299 delmonico's. 501 00:09:53,384 --> 00:09:54,004 God, we love that place. 502 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:54,760 God, we love that place. 503 00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:55,804 Their food is a bit rich for 504 00:09:55,886 --> 00:09:56,716 my taste. 505 00:09:56,804 --> 00:09:58,184 But I guess it's the best you 506 00:09:58,264 --> 00:09:59,434 could do since you don't have 507 00:09:59,515 --> 00:09:59,995 time to cook for your family. 508 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:00,890 Time to cook for your family. 509 00:10:00,975 --> 00:10:02,845 Wow. 510 00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:04,645 Are you uncomfortable with me 511 00:10:04,729 --> 00:10:05,939 being a working mother? 512 00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:06,652 No. 513 00:10:06,731 --> 00:10:08,651 It doesn't bother me at all. 514 00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:11,363 I just feel sorry for you. 515 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:12,004 You don't have time to cook or 516 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,240 you don't have time to cook or 517 00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:14,531 help your children with their 518 00:10:14,613 --> 00:10:16,533 homework or even clean. 519 00:10:16,615 --> 00:10:17,995 We keep a very clean house. 520 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,700 We keep a very clean house. 521 00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:21,285 Rat! 522 00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:23,460 [Screaming] 523 00:10:28,377 --> 00:10:28,997 Why would you bring a gerbil 524 00:10:29,086 --> 00:10:29,586 into this house without 525 00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:30,000 permission? 526 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,170 Permission? 527 00:10:32,256 --> 00:10:33,256 You said I couldn't have 528 00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:34,011 a kitten. 529 00:10:34,091 --> 00:10:35,471 Alexis, you know what I 530 00:10:35,551 --> 00:10:36,001 meant. 531 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:36,760 Meant. 532 00:10:36,844 --> 00:10:37,974 I got squeaky from a friend 533 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:38,684 at school. 534 00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:40,263 Kaci and Keenan were going to 535 00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:40,888 help me take care of him. 536 00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:42,003 Really? 537 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:42,560 Really? 538 00:10:42,641 --> 00:10:43,681 Why are you throwing us under 539 00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:44,688 the bus? 540 00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:45,769 Mom, I never said that. 541 00:10:45,853 --> 00:10:48,003 But you knew it was here and 542 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:48,020 But you knew it was here and 543 00:10:48,105 --> 00:10:49,105 you didn't say anything. 544 00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:51,150 Well, it's not that we 545 00:10:51,233 --> 00:10:53,033 weren't going to tell you. 546 00:10:53,110 --> 00:10:54,000 We just didn't. 547 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:54,570 We just didn't. 548 00:10:54,653 --> 00:10:56,573 And that is better how? 549 00:10:56,655 --> 00:10:58,565 Why do your mind tricks 550 00:10:58,657 --> 00:10:59,657 always work on us 551 00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:00,002 and not on you? 552 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,660 And not on you? 553 00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:02,664 I know he's around here 554 00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:04,155 somewhere. 555 00:11:04,246 --> 00:11:05,996 [Sighs] 556 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:06,670 [Sighs] 557 00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:08,789 Squeaky. 558 00:11:08,876 --> 00:11:11,336 Hey, uh, if you guys are 559 00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:12,000 trying to catch Alexis, she's 560 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,340 trying to catch Alexis, she's 561 00:11:13,422 --> 00:11:13,922 right here. 562 00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:14,716 Mm. 563 00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:15,669 Why don't you tell your dad what 564 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:17,298 you did? 565 00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:17,995 Uh-oh. 566 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,470 Uh-oh. 567 00:11:21,722 --> 00:11:22,262 First of all, I love you, 568 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:23,268 daddy. 569 00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:23,999 Uh-oh, this must really be 570 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:24,640 Uh-oh, this must really be 571 00:11:24,725 --> 00:11:25,475 bad. 572 00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:26,439 Mm. 573 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:27,099 I brought a gerbil into the 574 00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:28,596 house without telling you 575 00:11:28,687 --> 00:11:29,607 or mom. 576 00:11:29,688 --> 00:11:29,998 Oh, baby, why would you do 577 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,270 Oh, baby, why would you do 578 00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:31,937 that? 579 00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:33,574 Because if I asked for one, 580 00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:34,111 you would have said no. 581 00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:36,003 Mm. 582 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:36,110 Mm. 583 00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:37,565 Okay, guys, here's what's gonna 584 00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:38,155 happen. 585 00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:39,819 You've got two hours to find 586 00:11:39,907 --> 00:11:40,867 that little rodent. 587 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:41,740 And if you don't, I will, 588 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:41,996 all right? 589 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,330 All right? 590 00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:45,121 And squeaky is not gonna like 591 00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:45,754 that. 592 00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,290 Mom, please don't hurt him. 593 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:48,003 Wait, you like gerbils? 594 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,500 Wait, you like gerbils? 595 00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:50,503 I thought you were afraid of 596 00:11:50,584 --> 00:11:52,294 little animals. 597 00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:52,878 He kind of grew on me. 598 00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:54,002 Really, he grew on you? 599 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,340 Really, he grew on you? 600 00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:55,973 Well, you guys need to grow 601 00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:58,798 some...some detective brains 602 00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:00,004 and find him. 603 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,430 And find him. 604 00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:03,513 Detective brains? 605 00:12:03,597 --> 00:12:05,677 It's the best I could do! 606 00:12:10,646 --> 00:12:11,396 They find it yet? 607 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:12,000 Not yet. 608 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:12,230 Not yet. 609 00:12:12,314 --> 00:12:12,904 But they have narrowed it down 610 00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:16,442 to someplace upstairs. 611 00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:17,487 You're not gonna really do 612 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:18,000 anything to squeaky, are you? 613 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:18,780 Anything to squeaky, are you? 614 00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:19,033 No. 615 00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:20,573 But I don't want to put on my 616 00:12:20,656 --> 00:12:22,116 shoes and he's in there or get 617 00:12:22,199 --> 00:12:23,869 in bed and, ugh, he crawls on 618 00:12:23,951 --> 00:12:24,001 me. 619 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,450 Me. 620 00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:26,246 Ooh, I don't want to think 621 00:12:26,328 --> 00:12:26,828 about that. 622 00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:28,042 Let's change the subject. 623 00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:29,462 How was golf? 624 00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:30,000 Yeah, it was fine. 625 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,500 Yeah, it was fine. 626 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:32,334 You know, I think I'm getting 627 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:33,378 burned out on it. 628 00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:35,211 I need to find something else to 629 00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:35,996 do with my time. 630 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:36,130 Do with my time. 631 00:12:36,213 --> 00:12:38,223 Yeah. 632 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:39,339 You bake those? 633 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,995 Yes, I did. 634 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,260 Yes, I did. 635 00:12:43,345 --> 00:12:43,845 All the moms have to make 636 00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:46,099 something for the fair. 637 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:47,562 And I'm gonna show them that i'm 638 00:12:47,641 --> 00:12:48,001 a good homemaker too. 639 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:48,770 A good homemaker too. 640 00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:50,141 Mm. 641 00:12:50,227 --> 00:12:51,227 So you're still feeling like 642 00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:52,192 they don't respect you 'cause 643 00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:52,981 you work, huh? 644 00:12:53,063 --> 00:12:53,773 Oh, babe, we are way past 645 00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:53,996 feelings, okay. 646 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,230 Feelings, okay. 647 00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:56,356 She just came right out and said 648 00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:57,232 she doesn't think I'm a good 649 00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:57,818 mother. 650 00:12:57,902 --> 00:12:59,242 She said what? 651 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:00,000 Get out of here. 652 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:00,280 Get out of here. 653 00:13:00,362 --> 00:13:01,532 You're an amazing mother. 654 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,204 Yeah, well. 655 00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:06,002 I can't help but think that-- 656 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:06,330 I can't help but think that-- 657 00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:06,990 that she's right. 658 00:13:07,077 --> 00:13:07,827 I mean, maybe just a little bit. 659 00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:08,912 Carla, don't start with that. 660 00:13:08,996 --> 00:13:10,246 No, but really, Alex. 661 00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:12,001 I mean, I didn't even get to 662 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:12,370 I mean, I didn't even get to 663 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:13,458 pick Alexis up from her first 664 00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:14,672 day of school. 665 00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:15,922 And you're the one that does the 666 00:13:16,003 --> 00:13:17,213 homework with the kids. 667 00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:17,996 And I didn't even know about 668 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,670 and I didn't even know about 669 00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:21,757 Alexis wanting to be a puppy 670 00:13:21,842 --> 00:13:22,802 and licking juice out of the 671 00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:23,995 bowl. 672 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:24,300 Bowl. 673 00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:25,136 I mean, for goodness sakes, 674 00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:26,261 I would have let her do that. 675 00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:27,677 I think that's so cute. 676 00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:28,715 I mean, why didn't you tell me 677 00:13:28,807 --> 00:13:29,557 that? 678 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:30,002 You should have told me that. 679 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,230 You should have told me that. 680 00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:32,480 I forgot. 681 00:13:32,561 --> 00:13:34,101 Well, I would have known if I 682 00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:34,768 hadn't been at work. 683 00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:35,995 I was working so I missed it. 684 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:36,360 I was working so I missed it. 685 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:38,650 Carla, look, you have tea 686 00:13:38,734 --> 00:13:40,364 parties with Alexis. 687 00:13:40,444 --> 00:13:41,744 You play video games 688 00:13:41,820 --> 00:13:42,000 with the kids. 689 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:42,610 With the kids. 690 00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:43,446 Babe, that is not parenting. 691 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:44,031 No, no, no, no. 692 00:13:44,114 --> 00:13:45,244 Don't trivialize what you do as 693 00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:45,824 a parent. 694 00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:46,948 Those are important things. 695 00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:48,004 Plus, you are always there to 696 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:48,830 plus, you are always there to 697 00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:50,331 help them with their problems. 698 00:13:50,412 --> 00:13:51,752 And this is why you're working. 699 00:13:51,830 --> 00:13:52,830 You have an incredible 700 00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:53,995 relationship with our kids. 701 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:57,500 Relationship with our kids. 702 00:13:57,586 --> 00:13:57,916 You know what? 703 00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:58,753 What? 704 00:13:58,837 --> 00:13:59,997 You inspire me every day to 705 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,510 You inspire me every day to 706 00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:02,930 be a better father. 707 00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:04,508 Really? 708 00:14:04,593 --> 00:14:05,843 Yes, really. 709 00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:05,998 You know, when we met up again 710 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,350 you know, when we met up again 711 00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:09,970 and I first saw you with Keenan 712 00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:11,997 and kaci, I knew right then and 713 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:12,100 and kaci, I knew right then and 714 00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:13,104 there that there was no other 715 00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:14,135 woman that I would want to have 716 00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:16,308 children with. 717 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:18,000 Thank you. 718 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,030 Thank you. 719 00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:20,989 That's very sweet. 720 00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:21,898 No, I'm not trying to be 721 00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:22,146 sweet. 722 00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:23,996 I'm just calling it as I see it. 723 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:24,610 I'm just calling it as I see it. 724 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:25,527 Okay. 725 00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:27,374 Look, remember, we agreed 726 00:14:27,449 --> 00:14:29,119 seven years ago when you were 727 00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:29,911 pregnant with Alexis that since 728 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:30,004 my career was more flexible, 729 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,870 my career was more flexible, 730 00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:34,504 I would stay home--why? 731 00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:36,002 Because we didn't want strangers 732 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:36,040 because we didn't want strangers 733 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:36,785 raising our kids. 734 00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:37,875 I know, I know. 735 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:42,000 I know. 736 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:42,210 I know. 737 00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:42,918 You're right. 738 00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:45,927 You're right. You're right. 739 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:46,840 It doesn't matter what anybody 740 00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:47,997 thinks. 741 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:48,430 Thinks. 742 00:14:48,512 --> 00:14:49,012 Mm-mm. 743 00:14:49,096 --> 00:14:51,016 'Cause we're happy. 744 00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:51,388 Exactly. 745 00:14:51,473 --> 00:14:51,893 Just like we are. 746 00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:53,524 Exactly. 747 00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:54,001 Thank you. 748 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:54,140 Thank you. 749 00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:55,346 You don't have anything to 750 00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:56,556 prove to those women. 751 00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:58,015 Thank you. 752 00:14:58,105 --> 00:14:58,805 So, class, I want you to 753 00:14:58,897 --> 00:14:59,997 review my analysis of faulkner's 754 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,570 review my analysis of faulkner's 755 00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:03,280 view of southern culture, and, 756 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:04,740 please, don't forget to have 757 00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:05,530 your notes ready for the next 758 00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:06,003 lecture. 759 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:06,280 Lecture. 760 00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:08,453 Good afternoon. 761 00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:11,999 [Phone ringing] 762 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,000 [Phone ringing] 763 00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:23,998 Hey, babe. 764 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,010 Hey, babe. 765 00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:26,430 Yeah, I just finished my 766 00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:28,008 lecture. 767 00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:29,473 No, no, I don't feel like going 768 00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:30,003 golfing with the guys today. 769 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:30,930 Golfing with the guys today. 770 00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:32,643 But, you know, I can think of 771 00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:34,683 other ways to pass my afternoon 772 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:35,997 if you're interested. 773 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,350 If you're interested. 774 00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:38,476 Oh, well, damn, take me off 775 00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:41,022 speaker phone. 776 00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:41,996 How was I supposed to know? 777 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:42,860 How was I supposed to know? 778 00:15:42,941 --> 00:15:46,531 Right, okay. 779 00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:47,202 Yeah, sure, I can pick her up. 780 00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:47,909 No problem. 781 00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:47,998 Um, but I'm still interested in 782 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,870 um, but I'm still interested in 783 00:15:49,948 --> 00:15:51,948 that afternoon delight if you 784 00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:54,004 have time. 785 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:54,950 Have time. 786 00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:56,037 Okay. 787 00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:57,871 I'll see you when you get home. 788 00:15:57,956 --> 00:15:59,956 Love you. 789 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,000 Hmm. 790 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:06,720 Hmm. 791 00:16:08,967 --> 00:16:11,097 Squeaky? 792 00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:11,998 Oh, brother, you have no idea 793 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,470 oh, brother, you have no idea 794 00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:15,305 how lucky you are I found you 795 00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:17,481 first. 796 00:16:19,978 --> 00:16:22,058 [Doorbell ringing] 797 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,567 Hi. 798 00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:27,152 Oh, hi. 799 00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:28,316 How are you? 800 00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:29,114 Would you like to come in? 801 00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:29,996 Uh, sure. 802 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,370 Uh, sure. 803 00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:33,278 I, um, I was just dropping off 804 00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:34,827 the cupcakes for the fair. 805 00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:36,000 Oh, I see Alex wasn't 806 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,290 Oh, I see Alex wasn't 807 00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:39,081 available to make them. 808 00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:40,584 With that rat loose, I hope 809 00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:41,536 these are actually chocolate 810 00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:41,995 chips. 811 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,130 Chips. 812 00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:45,500 It wasn't a rat by the way. 813 00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:47,627 It was my daughter's gerbil, 814 00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:47,995 squeaky. 815 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,630 Squeaky. 816 00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:53,137 Still a rodent. 817 00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,000 You know, Kim, I have been 818 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:54,930 You know, Kim, I have been 819 00:16:55,013 --> 00:16:57,983 trying to figure out why you've 820 00:16:58,058 --> 00:16:58,978 been so nasty to me since we 821 00:16:59,059 --> 00:16:59,979 met. 822 00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:00,940 I don't know what you're 823 00:17:01,019 --> 00:17:02,399 talking about. 824 00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:04,059 Yeah, you do. 825 00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:05,518 You know, in my field, we call 826 00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:05,997 people like you compensatory 827 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:06,150 people like you compensatory 828 00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:08,033 narcissists. 829 00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:09,780 You only feel better if you're 830 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,452 making someone else feel worse. 831 00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:12,000 Oh, so you're gonna throw 832 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:12,820 Oh, so you're gonna throw 833 00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:14,866 some fancy professional words at 834 00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:16,290 me because you have a couple 835 00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:17,998 degrees and a great career? 836 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,040 Degrees and a great career? 837 00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:22,371 Oh, so that's what this is 838 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:23,998 about. 839 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:24,080 About. 840 00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:25,958 You--you think I think i'm 841 00:17:26,044 --> 00:17:28,134 better than you because I work. 842 00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:30,003 No, Kim, a lot of mothers work 843 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,260 no, Kim, a lot of mothers work 844 00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:32,381 because they have to, 845 00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:33,088 not because they want to-- 846 00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:34,887 like I had to when I was a 847 00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:36,000 single mother with my twins. 848 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:36,760 Single mother with my twins. 849 00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:39,057 But you can't criticize us 850 00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:41,141 because of the choices we made. 851 00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:41,996 [Sighs] 852 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:42,480 [Sighs] 853 00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:45,861 Are you finished? 854 00:17:45,939 --> 00:17:46,149 Sure. 855 00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:47,021 Yes. 856 00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:47,997 Enjoy the cupcakes. 857 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,190 Enjoy the cupcakes. 858 00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:05,464 Damn. 859 00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:06,002 They're actually good. 860 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,880 They're actually good. 861 00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:11,997 Your mother and I are very 862 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:12,970 Your mother and I are very 863 00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:14,510 disappointed in you three. 864 00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:15,803 You brought something into 865 00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:17,596 this house without permission. 866 00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:17,999 And the two of you knew about it 867 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:18,970 and the two of you knew about it 868 00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:20,216 and didn't do anything. 869 00:18:20,307 --> 00:18:21,137 What do you think your 870 00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:23,765 punishment should be? 871 00:18:23,852 --> 00:18:24,002 I think we need a stern 872 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:24,350 I think we need a stern 873 00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:27,016 talking to so that we don't go 874 00:18:27,105 --> 00:18:29,725 down this road again. 875 00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:29,997 One week without cell phones? 876 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,190 One week without cell phones? 877 00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:34,567 Why are you helping them out? 878 00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:35,995 I think I've suffered enough. 879 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,120 I think I've suffered enough. 880 00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:38,659 Well, all three of you are 881 00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:39,702 wrong. 882 00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:41,075 Alexis, you will write a 883 00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:42,001 two-page essay on honesty and 884 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,080 two-page essay on honesty and 885 00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:44,253 why you shouldn't sneak behind 886 00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:45,581 your parents' backs. 887 00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:46,826 And the two of you, for 888 00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:47,997 aiding and abetting, will have 889 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:48,420 aiding and abetting, will have 890 00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:49,712 to take full responsibility for 891 00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:50,625 squeaky. 892 00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:51,342 That means cleaning up after him 893 00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:53,591 and feeding him, 894 00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:54,004 both of which will come out of 895 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:54,930 both of which will come out of 896 00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:56,128 your allowances. 897 00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:58,218 Both: Okay. 898 00:18:58,303 --> 00:18:59,223 So get upstairs, get your 899 00:18:59,304 --> 00:18:59,474 money. 900 00:18:59,555 --> 00:18:59,995 We're going to the pet store to 901 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:00,930 we're going to the pet store to 902 00:19:01,014 --> 00:19:05,354 get some supplies now. 903 00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:05,995 Thanks for letting us keep 904 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:06,650 Thanks for letting us keep 905 00:19:06,728 --> 00:19:07,228 him, dad. 906 00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:08,902 You're welcome. 907 00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:11,071 Pull up your pants. 908 00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:15,067 Baby girl, you might want to get 909 00:19:15,153 --> 00:19:18,003 started on your assignment. 910 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:18,620 Started on your assignment. 911 00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:20,159 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. 912 00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:22,242 Squeaky stays with me. 913 00:19:29,209 --> 00:19:29,999 I think that went pretty well. 914 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:30,500 I think that went pretty well. 915 00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:31,166 We were tough but fair. 916 00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:33,303 Yep. 917 00:19:35,048 --> 00:19:35,968 [Country and western music] 918 00:19:36,049 --> 00:19:36,759 ♪ ♪ 919 00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:37,722 [Imitating southern accent] 920 00:19:37,801 --> 00:19:39,011 Come on, everybody. 921 00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:40,224 We're gonna be late for the 922 00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:42,004 country fair fundraiser. 923 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:42,350 Country fair fundraiser. 924 00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:43,351 [Imitating cowboy accent] 925 00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:46,232 Well, howdy, ma'am. 926 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:47,850 Howdy, partner. 927 00:19:47,936 --> 00:19:47,996 How you do? 928 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:48,940 How you do? 929 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:49,901 Okay, when we get home 930 00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:50,480 tonight... 931 00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:50,814 Mm-hmm. 932 00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:51,268 Bee-ow, bee-ow. 933 00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:53,856 You need to keep that hat on. 934 00:19:53,942 --> 00:19:54,002 It sound like my lucky night. 935 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:54,570 It sound like my lucky night. 936 00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:56,491 [Laughs] 937 00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:59,240 Come on, kids. 938 00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:00,003 Aw, look at that. 939 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:00,370 Aw, look at that. 940 00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:01,199 Uh, Keenan, where are your 941 00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:02,163 boots, man? 942 00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:04,202 Uh, don't need them. 943 00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:05,996 I'm a cool cowboy. 944 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:06,290 I'm a cool cowboy. 945 00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:08,421 I'm wearing a crown. 946 00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:10,538 I'm a cowgirl Princess. 947 00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:11,376 Very pretty. 948 00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:12,000 Why does everybody seem to be 949 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:12,960 Why does everybody seem to be 950 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,085 missing the theme here? 951 00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:14,461 [Laughs] 952 00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:16,546 Kaci, hurry up. 953 00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:18,002 Come on, we're gonna be late. 954 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:18,720 Come on, we're gonna be late. 955 00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:23,183 I am only going to protest 956 00:20:23,263 --> 00:20:24,003 the unethical treatment of cows. 957 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,350 The unethical treatment of cows. 958 00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:31,517 I'm right here. 959 00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:31,975 It's okay. 960 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:32,944 Take a step. 961 00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:33,523 Come on, everybody. 962 00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:34,067 Take a--one more step. 963 00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:34,939 Make a right. 964 00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:35,995 Make a right. 965 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,150 Make a right. 966 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:41,750 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0